[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
I think it’s hilarious
when you talk about me and assume I can’t hear you. You’d think you’d realize after 20 years that I have super sensitive hearing and can make out everything you say from there to here. You’re an idiot.
"And so I wish for patience, and grace, and strength to just let him be happy. Mostly I pray for the strength to not make his life worse because of what I want. That’s the toughest part, letting go, you know? That’s the part of grace that really sucks."
Peyton Sawyer, One Tree Hill (via andsoyouthinkimgoodwithwords)
“It came out of nowhere. It’s a vampire bat. It’s a vampire fly! I killed it! Yeah hold on, show it to the camera. I killed it. That’s me. Hold on. I did it. Don’t tell PETA. […] I’ll keep you. I’m gonna put you right there. [laughs] It’s in my bra. Nah, I got it back. Let’s keep going. Are you gonna put that on TV? […] Ah, it’s back to life! I’m not even kidding! Aw, look at its legs moving. Can you see that? […] HE GOT AWAY!! He’s injured. He’s not gonna last for long!”
Hilarie Burton & The Fly
(via ravens-hoops)
